Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
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Amanda Bynes Was Not Groped by the NYPD, Says the NYPD
At this point, Amanda Bynes' life is like one of those old, wooden roller coasters you don't want to stand up on for fear of being decapitated. She's rapping, she's been groped, she's wig-shopping. In short, she's a super busy girl.
Now the NYPD is trying to make her a life a little simpler by scuttling one of the many lawsuits she's threatening to file -- because according to them, she wasn't sex
Justin Bieber Still Drives Like a Jerk
Police are once again investigating Justin Bieber for alleged incidents of reckless driving in his gated community, even though it's a proven fact that's how serious artists drive. (Ask Billy Joel.)
Robert Pattinson + Katy Perry Spied Together at a Wedding Rehearsal … For People They Don’t Know
Now that Robsten has broken up, each respective member is handling it in their own way. And while Kristen Stewart is possibly having her life force slowly drained by Taylor Swift, Robert Pattinson is hanging out with good friend Katy Perry -- and stealing all the thunder from the wedding of a random couple.
Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep Mid-Interview – But Has an Epic Excuse for Doing It [VIDEO]
Morgan Freeman may be known for his stellar narration skills, but earlier this week he seemed more content narrating his own dreams -- because he nodded off in the middle of an interview.
Or did he?
Amanda Bynes Punted from a Plane After Trying to Sub Out a Google Vanity Search for Actual ID
Professional hot mess Amanda Bynes was denied access to a private jet over the weekend after trying to use a Google vanity search in lieu of government-issued ID.
Two Tabloid Photographers Claim Amanda Bynes Is Doing Drugs + Has Dirty Hobbit Feet
Amanda Bynes has been relatively silent lately, signaling the inevitable meltdown that was to come. And (ta-dah!) it's here -- in the form of a new report that Amanda is drugging it up, shirking personal hygiene and blacking out her windows.
Jewel, Kevin Bacon, Milla Jovovich + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 21) celebrities reacted to the devastating tornado that ripped through Oklahoma, and rallied everyone who's able to help with the recovery.
Lindsay Lohan Sued by Clothing Company for Having a Lousy Reputation
Did you know Lindsay Lohan had a clothing line? No? Well, that's part of the problem. Neither did anyone else.
A debacle led Linds to file a $1 million suit against D.N.A.M. Apparel Industries, which manufactured the line. But the company is counter-suing, saying her "drug-addled" image cost them $5 million.
Rihanna + Miley Cyrus Want to Make Out
In a recent string of interviews, Miley Cyrus and Rihanna have acknowledged they'd enjoy sucking face with one another, an event that could generate enough collective wolf whistles to be heard from space.
George Wallace, Paris Jackson, Juliette Lewis + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 20) celebrities waited, got fed up, observed people, and spoke nonsense.