Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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No, Angelina Jolie + Brad Pitt Did Not Get Married and Forget to Invite You [VIDEO]
Rumors began to fly about the marital status of longtime partners Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt when, while touring the Congo, Jolie was spotted sporting a plain band in place of her ridiculously expensive rock of an engagement ring.
Instead of taking the logical route and assuming it's a bad idea to wear an enormous $500,000 blood diamond in Africa, everyone flipped out and went around yelling tha
Anna Kendrick Joins the K-Pop Group F(x), Becomes Asia’s Sweetheart [VIDEO]
The ever-adorable and always funny Anna Kendrick took part in a Funny or Die video recently that portrayed her as not only America's sweetheart, but Asia's as well.
To make it happen, her faux-agent did the only thing she knew how: She had Anna join a K-pop group. (If you couldn't tell by the twee nickname, that's short for "Korean pop music.") And of course hijinx ensued.
Getting Through the Ryan Gosling Hiatus: A How-to Guide in GIF Form
When Ryan Gosling broke the news that he would be taking a break from acting, our hearts broke into a thousand pieces. Who would reassure us through memes that everything would be okay? Whose pecs would we dream about at night? Who will Anna Kendrick tweet naughty things about?
Madonna Joined the Billionaires’ Club + Hopefully Lit a Cigar With a Benjamin to Celebrate
When she said she was a material girl, she meant it -- Madonna's net worth has expanded another decimal point, and she's now officially entered billionaire territory.
Ice-T Sounds Off About All the Things That Matter on ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ [VIDEO]
Ice-T appeared on 'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon' to talk about all the most important things in life: New York Mayor Bloomberg's ban on oversized soda, Dennis Rodman visiting North Korea, the television show 'Splash,' and of course the Harlem Shake.
Someone please give this man a YouTube series where he just answers viewer questions once a week.
Ice, what are your thoughts on the meaning of life?
Conan O’Brien’s ‘If They Melded’ Mashes Up Anne Hathaway With Lord Voldemort + More [VIDEO]
A regular segment on 'Conan' called "If They Melded" takes a look at what would happen if two celebrities faces were mashed together (after maybe a horrible radioactive spill of some kind, we're guessing).
Warning: You may not sleep tonight. Especially when you see what would happen if Anne Hathaway and Lord Voldemort joined forces in a dark alley.
StarDust: Drink Whenever Justin Bieber Is Shirtless and You’ll Be Wasted in No Time + More
- Justin Bieber goes through airport security half naked in Poland because it's Tuesday.
Living Performance Art Project Amanda Bynes Is Now Convinced Her Boobs Are ‘Pudgy’ [PHOTO]
Amanda Bynes has been exhibiting some strange behavior via Twitter lately, which finally has her relatives worried. (Yes, finally.)
Adding the icing to an already troubled cake that had her musing about rapper Drake "murdering" her lady bits, Bynes is back to snapping poorly-taken selfies and complaining about her body.
James Franco Gets the Anne Hathaway Hate. Oh, and He Once Turned Down Sex With Lindsay Lohan.
James Franco and Anne Hathaway have made up since their disastrous turn co-hosting the Oscars together in 2011, but we're curious to see if that tentative peace lasts once Hathaway hears the March 25 interview he did with Howard Stern -- in which Franco says he can totally understand why everyone hates her.
Eva Mendes Wants Magazines to Blur Photos of Her Dog’s Face Since He’s People Too
Actress Eva Mendes wants one thing from the paparazzi: privacy for her pooch. In fact, she wants it so badly that she thinks magazines who print pictures of her pup should blur out his face so no one recognizes him -- just like British tabloids do with children.