Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Ellen DeGeneres Goes Brunette for April Fool’s Day – Photo of the Week
Inspired by Reese Witherspoon's new brunette locks, Ellen DeGeneres decided to use this April Fool's day to also test out a brown-hued 'do, although hers was 100 percent removable because that's how wigs and/or Photoshop work.
Birthday Girl Amanda Bynes Says That Redhead Who Looks Just Like Her Is an Impostor
Retired millionaire, live-action art project and birthday girl Amanda Bynes missed court yesterday in her suspended license case, but was still spotted running around New York City with brand new red extensions.
However, as the now 27-year-old Bynes explained on Twitter in some since-deleted messages, that girl who looks just like her -- cheek piercings, jewelry and all -- wasn't really her, but a
Courtney Love Is the New, Delightfully Profane Spokesperson for NJOY E-Cigarettes [VIDEO]
Singer/songwriter/actress/Kurt Cobain's widow/that drunk lady on Twitter, Courtney Love, stars in electronic cigarette company NJOY's first web series video -- and if you ask us, it's all kinds of fabulous.
In His Latest Bid for World Domination, Jay-Z Adds ‘Sports Agent’ to His Resume [VIDEO]
Since Jay-Z and wife Beyonce don't have enough on their plates -- what with being Grammy-winning recording artists, singing for presidents, going on tour with Justin Timberlake and being the face of clothing lines -- Jay-Z has now teamed up with a sports agency to represent the best of the best.
We imagine Bey and Mr. Carter's morning ritual starts a little something like this...
BEYONCE: Gee, Hov
Adam Lambert Beautifully Covers Tears for Fears’ ‘Shout’ in Moscow [VIDEO]
While touring in Moscow, belter Adam Lambert covered the seminal '80s Tears for Fears song 'Shout,' not to be confused with the Isley Brothers' song of the same name, which is played at every wedding ever. Although it would be fun to watch Adam Lambert cover that. Or pretty much anything else, for that matter.
Get on that, dude.
‘Buckwild’ Star Shain Gandee’s Probable Cause of Death Determined + His Family Needs Help With Funeral Costs
One of the stars of the reality TV series 'Buckwild,' 21-year-old Shain Gandee, was found dead on Apr. 1. At the time, his cause of death was unknown, but now it's suspected that the MTV regular, his uncle and a friend all died of carbon monoxide poisoning.
And while his family is working through their grief, they're trying to come up with the cash for a funeral.
Adam Lambert + Ren Honjo from ‘Nana’ – Celebrity Doppelgangers
No matter what he does, glam-rocker Adam Lambert looks like every anime character to ever anime -- and in this instance, it's the Sid Vicious-inspired punk rocker Ren Honjo from the on-hiatus Japanese comic 'Nana.'
John Mayer and His Jed Clampett Hat Talked to Ellen About Katy Perry + Scotch [VIDEO]
Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is friends with newly-single Katy Perry, which made it slightly awkward that she had to ask Perry's ex, John Mayer, about their recent breakup.
But really, if you have to answer awkward questions, Ellen's definitely the one you want asking them.
Shia LaBeouf Tries + Fails to Explain His Beef With Alec Baldwin to David Letterman [VIDEO]
Back in February, Shia LaBeouf and Alec Baldwin allegedly had “creative differences” over their Broadway play 'Orphans,' which had Shia quitting and then sharing confusing and very personal emails about the entire situation on Twitter.
But last night, Apr. 1, LaBeouf went on 'Late Night With David Letterman' and actually tried to make sense of it all. Sort of.
Marilyn Manson Is the New Face of Saint Laurent. No, Seriously. [PHOTO]
Yes, we know today is a dubious day to be reporting such insane sounding news, but based on a leaked ad campaign, we're pretty sure that shock-rocker Marilyn Manson is the new face of Saint Laurent. For serious.
May we suggest the tagline, Marilyn Manson for Saint Laurent: If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.