Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Adam Sandler Tells Conan O’Brien He Dreamed a Dream … of Seeing Shaq’s Penis [VIDEO]
Once upon a time, comedian Adam Sandler had a dream -- a dream that he'd get to see Shaquille O'Neal's penis. Most people want to be an astronaut, but you know.
Brian Williams Reports ‘Girls’ Baby Name Trend + Pretends His Daughter Isn’t on the Show [VIDEO]
Brian Williams isn't the only Williams family member on television -- his daughter Allison stars on the HBO sitcom 'Girls' as Marnie, a name which seems to be hot on the baby name charts.
We'd like to see Jon Stewart use that to his advantage somehow.
When Taylor Swift Is Dealing With a Breakup, She’s Basically an Indecisive Mess
Songstress Taylor Swift was the cover model for Your Body is a Wonderland magazine and she spent her time within its pages talking about what else -- her love life.
It's not like she's a successful young woman with anything else to talk about, geez.
One Direction + the Wanted Are Fighting on the Twitters Again, This Round Louis Tomlinson Vs. Tom Parker
British boy bands One Direction and the Wanted have once again reignited their possibly PR-driven feud over the social media site Twitter.
Amanda Bynes Says That Wasn’t Her at the Gym in Fishnets and a Wig. And We Kind of Believe Her.
Amanda Bynes was allegedly kicked out of a New York gymnastics class for showing up in an outfit comprised of fishnets, a wig, and a lingerie-like leotard. Of course she denies it -- and given that there's no video footage, we're inclined to believe her.
Because come on -- if Amanda Bynes showed up at your gym, wouldn't you just turn on your cell phone's camera and wait for the inevitable hijinx t
Jaime Pressly + Estella Warren Had a Spat Over a Stolen Phone
Actresses Jaime Pressly and Estella Warren were reportedly in an altercation this weekend that got so heated, cops were called in to break things up.
Add your own cat noises here. You can't expect us to do everything for you, dude.
StarDust: Jamie Lynn Spears Misses Britney and Justin Timberlake Being a Thing + More
- Jamie Lynn Spears got drunk and nostalgic for the Britney/Justin Timberlake days.
Lindsay Lohan’s Hotel Owner Bestie Busted For Possession of All the Drugs
Lindsay Lohan's friend, hotel owner multi-millionaire Vikram Chatwal, was arrested in Florida after trying to board a plane with weed, heroin, cocaine and a number of prescription pills. Probably because he thought it was the '70s.
An Artist Made a Portrait of Lindsay Lohan Entirely From Trash. Because Metaphors. [PHOTOS]
Jason Mecier is a huge Lindsay Lohan fan. So huge, in fact, that he created a portrait of the troubled starlet out of trash. The art piece took over 50 hours to make and is constructed entirely of recycled materials, unloved objects and garbage -- all inspired by La Lohan herself.
Wethinks we smell a metaphor in there somewhere.
Zach Galifianakis + Louis Vuitton – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Actor and funnyman Zach Galifianakis, who refused to change his name to make it easier for us to spell after he got famous, looks kind of like every other rotund person with facial hair. Like maybe former president William Howard Taft. Or a walrus (okay, that's not a person but whatever).
Or ... chichi designer Louis Vuitton.