Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Ryan Lochte Doesn’t Know What a Douchebag Is + More from His Reality Show’s Premiere [VIDEO]
Olympian Ryan Lochte was given his own reality show called 'What Would Ryan Lochte Do?,' prompting many to hilariously wonder what the lost-for-words athlete actually would do.
Judging from last night's premiere ... not much.
If you plan to catch up on a rerun, prepare yourself for thought-provoking flubs like, "These are my shoes that I design from top to the very soul to the very top to th
Tara Reid Reportedly Demands a Retail Discount, Is Denied, and Then Throws a Hissy Fit
Tara Reid spent her second weekend at Coachella allegedly demanding discounts at clothing stores, not being recognized and then getting kicked out of said retail establishments for throwing drunken tantrums.
Harry Styles Calls His Time With Taylor Swift ‘A Huge Pain in the Arse’
In a recent interview, Harry Styles from the UK boy band One Direction decided it would be a great idea to spend the time he should have been talking about the group's new documentary to instead slam all his ex-lady loves.
Including Taylor Swift.
StarDust: Seth MacFarlane Was Asked to Host the 2014 Academy Awards + More
- Apparently no one listened when Seth MacFarlane said he wouldn't helm the Oscars again.
Scarlett Johansson + Young Christopher Walken – Celebrity Doppelgangers
It's difficult to argue that modern-day bombshell Scarlett Johansson isn't gorgeous, but it's harder when you consider that a young Christopher Walken looks an awful lot like the busty beauty.
Yeah, we know. Sorry about that. Go ahead and file it under "things you can't unsee."
Amanda Bynes Walked Around New York Looking Pretty Fabulous Yesterday [PHOTOS]
We're ignoring Amanda Bynes' recent request to only use her Twitter selfies in articles about her, but we think she'll forgive us -- she was snapped looking pretty good in New York yesterday (April 18), and we couldn't resist sharing the photos.
Justin Bieber’s Fans in Norway Love Him So Much That They’d Convert to Islam to See Him [VIDEO]
Teens in Norway love Justin Bieber a lot. A whole lot. So much so that they'd be willing to "convert" to Islam for a mere chance to win concert tickets.
Okay then.
Adam Lambert Bests Taylor Swift, PSY + Kesha to be Named China’s Favorite Int’l Artist [VIDEO]
Adam Lambert picked up the Favorite International Artist Award at the 2013 Chinese Music Awards in Macao yesterday, April 18, beating out Kesha, PSY and Taylor Swift to land the honor.
James Franco + James Dean – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Not to toot his already much-tooted horn, but James Franco really does look remarkably like screen icon James Dean. Which is probably why he was selected to play the tragic actor in an eponymous 2001 made-for-TV movie.
StarDust: In Our Expert Opinion, Jennifer Aniston Has Been Sexing Up a Giant Squid + More
- Jennifer Aniston has apparently been "cupping" recently. Which isn't what you think.