Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Chris Brown Charged With Criminal Hit and Run, Which May or May Not Violate His Probation
Chris Brown may have escaped trouble in that nightclub assault, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's become a fine upstanding citizen.
This time? An alleged hit and run involving a car accident could violate his probation.
Sharon Osbourne Wants to Sex Up Prince Charles + Says a Present from Howard Stern Set Her House on Fire [VIDEOS]
On last night's 'Conan,' guest Sharon Osbourne did the unthinkable and made host Conan O'Brien uncomfortable -- talking to him about how she plans to give Prince Charles a blowie in exchange for a title, rubbing the knees of everyone in rubbing distance, and explaining how she and husband Ozzy are terrible at putting out fires.
Miley Cyrus Tweets a Cryptic Ultimatum to Billy Ray With a Picture of a Mystery Woman [PHOTO]
Miley Cyrus once again seemingly used social media to try to get in touch with her father Billy Ray, this time giving him an ultimatum to 'fess up -- or she would do it for him.
Nightclub Owner Says Chris Brown Didn’t Assault Anyone … This Time, Anyway
A woman recently accused Chris Brown of throwing her to the ground at a California nightclub. Given who we're talking about here, that's not a hard story to believe -- but the club's owner says the event in question never happened.
Justin Bieber + His Posse Acted Like Punks at an Indoor Skydiving Facility + Were Banned for Life
Earning his new royal title Sir Bratticus, Justin Bieber has now been banned for life from an indoor skydiving facility in Sin City for being ill-behaved and for not properly potty-training his security team (basically).
Ellen Page + Ellie in ‘The Last of Us’ – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Pint-sized actress Ellen Page is none too happy about the similarities between herself and a character in the video game 'The Last of Us,' especially since she didn't give the company permission to use her likeness.
Stop Us If You’ve Heard This One: Chris Brown Was Accused of Assaulting a Girl
Chris Brown, who will probably always be known as "that guy who beat the hell out of Rihanna," has once again been accused of assault -- this time against a 24-year-old female nightclub-goer.
Today in Kim + Kanye: Engagement Rumors and Explaining Where Their Kid’s Name Came From
Baby North West's name has finally been explained, and there's so much exposition needed that this kid is going to need pie charts and bar graphs on the playground.
Meanwhile, everyone ever is reporting that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged, but sources close to the couple insist it's just not true.
A Gang of New Kids on the Block Fans Jumped Aaron Carter and We’re So Confused [PHOTOS]
Aaron Carter (performer and brother of Backstreet Boys member Nick Carter) was in Boston on Saturday when he says he was attacked by four grown men for deigning to perform in New Kids on the Block territory.
Suffice it to say, there's going to be a rumble when Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch fans hear about Donnie Wahlberg's claim to Beantown.
David Beckham Posts Evidence That Wife Victoria Can Smile After All [PHOTO]
Stop the metaphorical presses! David Beckham shared a photo containing incontrovertible proof that his wife can and does smile.
Personally, we're more shocked about the "can" part of that sentence.