Cassandra Rose

Prince never worked with or knew Michael Jackson, but he may still testify against the tour promoter who both hired and was supposed to supervise Michael's doctor, Conrad Murray, because that's how the American justice system works.

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Back on March 18, Lindsay Lohan finally took a plea deal for a lockdown rehab facility in her lying to the cops case. But she had one condition: She wanted permission to take Adderall while she's drying out.

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April Fool's Day is today, and what better way to celebrate the day that it's totally cool to wrap a toilet in cellophane than to go through some of the best celebrity pranks throughout the ages?

Of course, by "ages," we mean anything within the new millennium.

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Scott Adsit used to play Pete Hornberger, the executive producer of the fictional 'TGS' on Tina Fey's '30 Rock' before it sadly went off the air, but that doesn't mean we don't watch the reruns on FOX every night and laugh at lines we've heard a million times.

One such line put a thought in our heads that Pete did look an awful lot like a bald eagle. Not just any bald eagle, but the constantly grumpy looking and often serious Sam the Eagle from the Muppets.

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So yesterday, we passed along reports from the New York Post that Madonna was poised to enter the prestigious “too rich to function” club of billionaires. However, according to Forbes, who keeps track of such things, she's totally not on the list at all because she's still one of The Poors.

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In an mini-essay entitled 'Beware of the Diamond Dogs,' modern glam-rocker Adam Lambert cites old-school glam-rocker David Bowie as his main musical inspiration.

If you're surprised by this, you obviously don't know much about either one of them.

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Rapper Lil Wayne says epilepsy -- not an overdose on sizzurp -- landed him in the hospital on March 13 after seizures left him unconscious.

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Rumors began to fly about the marital status of longtime partners Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt when, while touring the Congo, Jolie was spotted sporting a plain band in place of her ridiculously expensive rock of an engagement ring.

Instead of taking the logical route and assuming it's a bad idea to wear an enormous $500,000 blood diamond in Africa, everyone flipped out and went around yelling that Brad and Angie (she lets us call her that) had finally tied the knot.

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The ever-adorable and always funny Anna Kendrick took part in a Funny or Die video recently that portrayed her as not only America's sweetheart, but Asia's as well.

To make it happen, her faux-agent did the only thing she knew how: She had Anna join a K-pop group. (If you couldn't tell by the twee nickname, that's short for "Korean pop music.") And of course hijinx ensued.

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When Ryan Gosling broke the news that he would be taking a break from acting, our hearts broke into a thousand pieces. Who would reassure us through memes that everything would be okay? Whose pecs would we dream about at night? Who will Anna Kendrick tweet naughty things about?

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