Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak
‘R.I.P. Taylor Swift’ Shirt For Sale Because That Joke Isn’t Tired Yet, Evidently
An online retailer is selling an overpriced 'R.I.P. Taylor Swift' shirt that's just begging for a cease and desist.
Stubborn Taylor Swift May File Police Report Against Kanye West After All
Taylor Swift remains undeterred in her desire to bring legal action against Kanye West.
Major Lazer + Justin Bieber Score A Dancehall Win With ‘Cold Water’
Bieber and Major Lazer have just released your latest contender for Song of Summer 2016.
Taylor Swift Reportedly Demanded Kanye West Destroy Phone Call Recording
Swift reportedly knew about Kanye West's damning recording when she sent his attorney a cease and desist letter earlier this year.
Watch Nick Jonas Haze Fraternity Pledges in ‘Goat’ Trailer
The movie is based on Brad Land's memoir of the same name, which depicts the horror of fraternity hazing.
Watch Lana Del Rey’s Weirdly Enthralling ‘Honeymoon’ Video
A leaked version of the scrapped video has made its way online -- a full year after the track's initial release.
Fergie Returns With New Song of Summer Contender, ‘M.I.L.F. $’
Prepare yourself for Fergie's imminent return.
Demi Lovato Condemns Celebrity News Culture in Twitter Rant
She also asked her followers to vote in a poll asking whether they could "name someone on the FBI's top 10 most wanted list."
Hear Justin Bieber’s ‘What Do You Mean’ Reimagined As An ’80s Song
"What Do You Mean It's 1985" sounds like it's been ripped straight from '80s radio, heavy on the saxophone, synths and keyboard.
Nick Jonas Recounts Getting an Unexpected Boner at an Awards Show
As far as embarrassing celebrity stories go, the latest from Nick Jonas is a pretty good one.