Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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So Donald Trump Is Giving Relationship Advice to Robert Pattinson Now
Between his never-ending bloviating and his categorically awful weave, Donald Trump may well hold the record for eliciting the most simultaneous eye rolls from the general public. And no one is safe from his asinine opinions -- not the President, not the Royal Family, and certainly not Robert Pattinson.
‘X Factor’ Recap: Find Out Which Four From Each Team Made It to the Live Shows
Okay, so, if you were with us last week, you know all about the baseball rain delay that caused 'X Factor' to begin 45 minutes late. And then some... genius at FOX decided to cut the show short to air 'The Mindy Project' - not that we mind, because we love Mindy Kaling, but we had a job to do here, kids. Anyway, tonight, the last hour of the episode was shown (we last left off in the middle of Dem
Justin Timberlake + Jessica Biel Could be Married by Monday
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are reportedly saying arrivederci to single life this weekend -- and tying the knot in Italy.
John Mayer + Katy Perry May Be the Most Boring Couple Ever [PHOTO]
It looks as though Katy Perry is still on that disastrous trip-to-nowhere known as dating John Mayer. The on-again, off-again, on-again couple were spotted out on Tuesday night dining in New York City for Mayer's 35th birthday.
But anyone expecting drunken antics or a messy public break-up was sadly disappointed.
Kanye West Snaps After Paparazzo Asks About Reggie Bush [PHOTOS]
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian -- dressed in something demure, as usual -- were out and about in Miami on Sunday night when they had a near run-in with her ex, football player Reggie Bush, and his newly-pregnant girlfriend.
And because the paparazzi recognize an explosive (read: lucrative) situation when they see it, they poked a few sticks in the cage. You know, just for fun.
‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ Star Alfonso Ribeiro Ties the Knot
Sorry, ladies, everyone's favorite preppy cousin is off the market. We're just hoping Alfonso Ribeiro did his famous "Carlton dance" down the aisle.
Rihanna Tweets Topless Cover Art + Name of New Album
Calling all Rihanna fans! You might want to check this out -- the singer used Twitter, everyone's favorite social media device to announce to share the album art for her newest album 'UNAPOLOGETIC.'
Lady Gaga Dines With WikiLeaks Founder Julian Assange in London
Perhaps Lady Gaga should skip the dinner dates in favor of a gym date? We kid, we kid! Gaga looks fab! But she did trade in her parents' NYC eatery to dine with Julian Assange in London.
The Ready Set Get Their Party On in ‘Give Me Your Hand (Best Song Ever)’ Video
Alright you fans of the Ready Set! The official music video for 'Give Me Your Hand (Best Song Ever)' is finally here!
Find Out What Questions You Can’t Ask One Direction
One Direction is one of the hottest bands out there right now, so it's no wonder they're in high demand to give interviews to radio DJ's, television cameras, and journalists alike. However, there are just a few questions they get tired of answering over and over.