Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
‘X Factor’ Recap: Live Thanksgiving Edition With a Performance by Cher Lloyd + 10 Become 8
Gobble gobble 'X Factor' fans, and welcome to the live Thanksgiving edition of the show! The decision to air a live show is kind of confusing and awfully inconvenient, given our current tryptophan induced coma, but we've put our maternity pants on (we're not pregnant) and are (ki…
Listen to Ashlee Simpson’s New Song ‘Bat for a Heart’ in Full
Three weeks ago, a snippet of Ashlee Simpson's newest single 'Bat for a Heart' found its way on the web, and we scooped it up faster than a newly single member of One Direction. But now the song is here in its entirety!
Nicki Minaj Suffers Yet Another Nip Slip on Live Television
Nicki Minaj is really putting Janet Jackson to shame with all of these accidental nip slips, isn't she?
Miley Cyrus Gets Buzzed! Singer Cuts Even More Hair Off
Miley Cyrus, dear, don't you have a wedding to be prepping for? Stop cutting all of your hair off!
Carly Rae Jepsen Is Named Favorite New Artist of the Year at the 2012 American Music Award…
Have you caught your breath after Pink's performance of 'Try' yet? No? Good, because the Backstreet Boys are on hand to award the New Artist of the Year statue to Carly Rae Jepsen at the 2012 American Music Awards. And they are looking fiiiine.
Kelly Clarkson Performs a Medley of Her Biggest Hits at the 2012 American Music Awards
Randy Jackson took the stage to announce the 2012 American Music Awards' next performer, and it was wildly appropriate.
Judge Grants Miley Cyrus Restraining Order Against Scissor Stalker
As if the headline of this article wasn't obvious enough, it looks as though a judge cut Miley Cyrus a break -- we crack ourselves up when we pun -- in the case of the scary man who stalked her.
One Direction Are Watching So Be Careful What You Tweet!
Uh oh, Directioners.... you guys better be careful what you're saying about the band on social media!
Pink Rocks Out for Breast Cancer Research at Benefit Concert
Pink put her star status (and appropriate stage name) to good use Monday night (Nov. 12), when she appeared on stage to perform at the "Power of Pink" breast cancer awareness event.
‘The Voice’ Recap: 12 Becomes 10; Christina Aguilera Debuts New Song ‘Make the World Move’
We couldn't be more thrilled about this episode of 'The Voice.' Not just because it means we're one step closer to finding out who'll be crowed "the voice" of the third season, but because our girl Christina Aguilera performed on stage tonight, alongsi…