Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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‘American Idol’ Recap: I Love You, New York!
Welcome to the thousandth season of 'American Idol' everyone! Okay we kid, it's only the 12th season, but let's do some math: we're 25, show's been on 12 years = it started when we were just mere 13-year-olds arguing with our friends over who the hottest member of the Backstreet Boys was.
Tenna Torres Wins Over Judges With Flawless Rendition of ‘You’ve Got a Friend’ on ‘American Idol’
When we first heard about a supposed feud between 'American Idol' judges Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj, we couldn't help but smile. Why? Because we knew it was going to make for great television, that's why!
Sarah Restuccio Wows the ‘American Idol’ Judges With Country and Rap Covers
Well this Jersey girl just warmed our hearts on Season 12 of 'American Idol.'
Sarah Restuccio, the 17-year-old from Hammontown, N.J. is country strong, and was quick to note that her town in the Garden State was different than "those up north," and probably those south of her a la 'Jersey Shore...
The Best, Worst and Weirdest Moments of the 2013 Golden Globes Awards Ceremony
So the Golden Globes turned 70 this year, and they're looking better than ever. And since the booze flows freely right there on the tables, it's one of the more laid-back awards shows of the season, so we knew we were in for a few surprises - and even more laughs - at this year's ceremony.
But there were a few grimace-worthy moments, too, not to mention some just plain boring ones. So with that in
Jodie Foster Pretty Much Admitted She’s Gay at the 2013 Golden Globes [VIDEO]
Jodie Foster was awarded the Cecil B. DeMille award at the 2013 Golden Globes, making her the youngest recipient of the award in Golden Globes history.
But it wasn't her age that took center stage tonight (Jan. 13), it was her speech, during which she pretty much admitted what's been an open secret for years: She's gay.
Bill Clinton Makes a Surprise Appearance at the 2013 Golden Globes [VIDEO]
Color us delighted when former President Bill Clinton made a surprise appearance at the 2013 Golden Globes to present 'Lincoln,' one of the night's nominated films, and received a standing ovation in the process.
Tina Fey + Amy Poehler’s Golden Globes Opener Proves That Yes, Virginia, Women Can Be Funny Hosts Too [VIDEO]
Golden Globes night is finally upon us, and to say we were excited to see what hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler would bring to the hosting game is a total understatement.
Did Harry Styles Dump Taylor Swift Because She Wouldn’t Put Out?
Oh lawd have mercy. Taylor Swift and One Direction's Harry Styles broke up a hot minute ago, and already the web is flooded with reasons and rumors as to why the couple of just a few months have called it quits.
Source Says Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez Are Off Again Following Huge Fight in Mexico
Well, for those hoping Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber would be in it for the long haul, sorry to crush your dreams.
Adam Levine to Make His ‘Saturday Night Live’ Hosting Debut in January
While we are kind of bummed the holiday celebrations are officially over (womp, womp), we now have a reason to continue celebrating the new year!