You may need to reboot yourself after watching this.

Are the strip clubs of the future filled with gyrating robots? I hope not.

At the CEBIT expo in Hanover, Germany, the German software company Tobit.Software debuted technology that will turn no one on, unless you are a character on the "Big Bang Theory".

They don't do a whole lot (that's what dollar bills are for...kidding) but they are backed up by a robot DJ busting out the hottest jams for "Lexy" and "Tess" to grind to.

Would you like your own Lexy and Tess to enjoy in the privacy of your own home? It's only $39,500, but the shame you feel will be priceless.